The shiba who made it. Cigar lit with a hundred, portfolio diversified entirely into vibes.
He doesn't check charts. The charts check him.
Why use a lighter when a hundred burns just fine? Inuvestor has priorities and none of them are frugal.
Top floor, sunset view, golden bull on the desk. He got there by believing in dog money early.
No DCA. No stop loss. No exit plan. Just raw conviction and a very good tailor.
Contract renounced, LP burned, nobody in charge. The suit is the only authority here.
Three asset classes. All of them him.

Simple enough to explain to your accountant. Not that you should.
Four steps between you and the suit.
Phantom, Solflare, whichever one you'll pretend to secure properly.
Send SOL. The amount you'd be fine explaining to nobody.
Hit the copy button up top. That's the real one — ignore anything else.
Open the buy link, confirm, and welcome to the boardroom.